He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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