That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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