I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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