your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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