it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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