Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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