is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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