Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I forgot how hot balto sounded
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
