Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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