My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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