I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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