So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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