I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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