So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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