How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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