you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My bed smells like the plague
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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