belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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