I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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