Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My hand turned me down
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
