you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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