so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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