There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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