Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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