Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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