Ambien. No doubt about it.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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