I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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