I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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