let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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