I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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