So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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