bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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