Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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