sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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