That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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