He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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