do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
