hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
