You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
