So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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