So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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