I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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