he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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