if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You left your underwear on the fireplace
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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