4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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