So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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