if i died would you start the facebook group?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
