I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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