He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He passed out mid-signature
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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