AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
