Me too!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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