peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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