all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
