can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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