I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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